A mat who was in primary 3 came home from school one day and asked his father bapak today in school me and friends had competisen see who s cock the biggest lah. 21 of them in fact.
The father sighed and looked at him and said no lah.
Joke of the day singapore. I went to the chinese for a take away last night i ordered chicken chow mein egg fried rice and singapore crispy noodles. Because i melayu issit. 1 romantic date.
Out of nowhere george w. Some are essential to help the site properly. After a romantic date ah beng and ah lian walked to the bus stop.
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We are not trying to offend just looking for a good laugh. I said what the hell are you doing. But when the day came there was no sign of mee kia.
Bush and lee hsien loong were sitting poolside enjoying an afternoon cuppa and shooting the breeze. She saw her bus coming and dashed to catch it leaving ah beng behind. Jokes of the day for wednesday 15 july 2020 funny jokes funny photo and funny video collected from the internet on wednesday 15 july 2020.
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The bloke tipped it all loose in to a carrier bag. One day mee kia borrowed money from char siew bao promising to pay him back in two weeks. Whatever the heavens bring down upon us trust singaporeans to make a joke of it after yesterday s very eventful nomination day netizens have gone into hyper mode churning out chuckles on.
Here are our 10 curated funniest classic singapore jokes. This is a really old joke. Sourced from reddit twitter and beyond.
A big list of singapore jokes.