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However while many of us have repertoires chock full of raunchy jokes perfect for cracking up our college pals there are numerous times when a more delicate clean joke is needed like when you re trying to win over that new boss or elicit a laugh from your grandma.
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The most mischievous and funny adult jokes that you will even come across are the adult jokes. And while there s certainly a place in every amateur. Some of the most beautifully crafted genuinely laugh out loud adult dirty jokes are so jaw droppingly filthy that you d feel a little weird even sharing them with a consenting adult at a bar after midnight.
They are sometimes dirty and so funny that you would prefer to die from laughing. In case you are not 18 yet it is better that you do not read further and return to the page you came from. Antibiotics and insulin aside laughter is undeniably the best medicine.
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Some of these jokes can teach you good things as well as make you laugh. And what the dentist said. Everyone loves witty jokes.
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