As she walked she would flip up the hem of her nightgown and say supersex she walked up to an elderly man in a wheelchair. A few days later the doctor saw morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.
After a moment or two the vet shook his head and sadly said i m sorry your duck cuddles has passed away.
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Hearing better now an elderly man was having hearing problems and went to see a specialist. As she laid her pet on the table the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird s chest. Collection of clean and wholesome jokes.
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A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a nursing home. One of them remarks it s windy another replies no way. Flipping her gown at him she said supersex.
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