Last night in what was the most viewed tv moment of the 2010s boris johnson in so many words announced the uk is going into lockdown to prevent the spread of coronavirus. We wish him a speedy recovery and the uk a swift deliverance from dominic raab.
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Best lockdown jokes uk. When the idea of a uk lockdown all gets a bit too much a laugh can make all the difference. The best lockdown memes and jokes for when everything feels too much enjoy a brief moment of levity. Jokes to brighten your mood 7 comments to try and lift the spirits of the people of swindon we ve scoured the internet to bring you some of our favourite jokes.
The best memes jokes and tweets of 2020 to make you a bit happier right now. The updated lockdown rules and a change of messaging from the uk government but only the english bit of it. In the meantime here s what other people have been saying about the virus and its many consequences.
Everyone has been quite shocked to hear that the pm has been moved to intensive care. Rita is my elderly neighbour and is a little hard of hearing. By georgia aspinall posted on 25 06 2020.
These are the uk s top jokes so far. If you want to share a joke email ian clarke archant co uk. She just popped over for a cup of tea and natter.
For a little bit of distraction as a treat here are 35 of the absolute best. Unless boris bans dad jokes as part of lockdown easing. 19 of the best lockdown jokes to help us all stay positive.
25 funny jokes from comedians to cheer you up in lockdown if you re feeling in need of a bit of light relief enjoy these one liners from top stand ups and rising stars of the comedy scene. I heard they are the best thing since sly s bread. She said she s just got back from asda and in preparation for this new coronavirus outbreak has bulk purchased all the sausage rolls various bread rolls swiss rolls and chocolate mini rolls.
Say what you like about lockdown but the twitter pickings are fine this week and we been eating good. Doctor there s a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom the doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. Find out more on grazia.